Chin-Ups and Busted Noses

 

Are you sure about this?” I ask. “I mean, look at this thing! Probably a hundred years old, and the cement’s not even stuck in the holes anymore!”

I get the old chicken-out-if-you-wanna-it’s-fine-by-me look.

Let’s do this thing! I tell myself. The worst that could happen is these  5th and 7th graders carrying you to an ambulance with a broken neck. I frown. Not very encouraging or uplifting.

I climb up a chin-up bar (or whatever you call it) one hand after the other with my ankles crossed to keep from slipping.

Okay! You can do your thing now!” Jadyra tells me.

Ready?” I ask weakly. 

Yes!” Junior yells.

I hang by my arms and pull my legs through. I push the metal bar with my bare feet and the world turns up-side-down.

I let go and my feet hit the ground.

See that? Did you see that?” I ask. I am so proud of me, I think. I didn’t even break an arm!

I get two nods and two little smiles. “Uh-huh,”

They do chin-ups and flip over the bar a few more times.

Okay,” I announce from the top. “I’m doing it again!”

Go ahead! I’m getting old here!” Junior says.

One. Two—” I start to let go.

Oh, wait!” Junior steps in to my path.

I think, We are on a direct collision course.

Then, My face is in the dirt. I am never going to hear the end of this one. I’ve drank hot sauce and eaten glue here, but add a mouthful of dirt to truly enjoy the landscape of Ecuador. 

Madeline! Are you… okay?”

Is my nose broken?” I ask.

Jadyra examines my nose. “I don’t think so,” she says.

Is it at least bleeding?” I ask.

No,” she answers.

Good. Junior: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?” I yell.

I, uh, I’m sorry?”

Uuuuhhh! What am I going to say happened? I can’t just say “Oh, yeah, my face looks like it does because Junior here stuck his head in my way and I busted my nose.””

Why?” he asks.

Why what?”

Why can’t you say that?”

Too complicated. Can I just say Jady held me down and you punched me in the nose? It’s already bruising.”

No way.”

Then what am I supposed to do?” I ask them.

You have a really dirty face,” Junior comments.

Thank you,” I say.

I walk home with my hands covering my cheeks and nose, even though Jadyra said I got most of the dirt off.

What happened to you?” Abigiail asks.

Complicated,” I say.

Yeah?”

I fell off the chin-up bars,” I add.

Your face is really dirty,” she says.

Thank you,” I say.

 

So All May Know,

Madeline Studebaker