I Speak English

“You e-speak ing-less?”

Elijah nods his head, after checking with me to make sure it’s English we speak, not French. (Poor kid, he also thinks we still live in “the other America.”)

“Wu-at ez your name?”

“Elias,” he says, because it’s a whole lot easier for everyone else here to say. A whole lot easier.

“How, uh, oh-eld? Are you?”

“I’m four, and I have two sisters,” he replies.

“You e-speak ing-less?”

“I already told him that I do, didn’t I?” Elijah asks me, annoyed.

“Yes, five different times,” I whisper.

Now I know how I sound when I’m trying to speak Spanish.

Funny, I even ask the same three questions.

Over and over.